Woodhawk – Beyond The Sun

August 18, 2017 Jesse Gainer 0

8.5/10  Wait, what was that? It felt like a thousand 70s-era, Star Wars-themed panel vans suddenly started blasting Thin Lizzy‘s Jailbreak from their eight-track players while the bearded inhabitants rolled twenty-sided dice between bong rips. Oh, be still my […]


Meth Elvis – 3D Land

August 7, 2017 Jesse Gainer 0

7.5/10 Unless you’ve been living under a giant rock wrapped in a Faraday cage, you’re probably all too aware that the 90s are back with a fucking vengeance. Craft-esque chokers and flannel are once again fashionable, OJ […]


Rozamov – This Mortal Road

July 19, 2017 Jesse Gainer 0

7.5/10 While extended contemplation of musical genre etymology is typically a nauseating endeavor best banished to the darkest recesses of the YouTube comments section, sometimes a record comes along that necessitates a brief spelunking into […]


The Obsessed – Sacred

July 6, 2017 Jesse Gainer 1

8/10 In December of 2015, Lemmy Kilmister, legendary frontman of Motörhead, passed away. While his legacy is far too complex to summarize here, the reaction to Lemmy’s death revealed that a great many people believed in the […]